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by leildavid
3-15-06
My wife was on the Atkins diet for a while, and I don't trust that diet.
Because if there's one thing I remember from health class, it's "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
But if you're on Atkins it's "An apple? Oh, no, do you know how many carbs are in an apple?"
"I'll just have some bacon, thank you. I'm watching my figure."
The other problem is, my wife's got a sweet tooth, so she eats a lot of sugarfree candy, and that sugarfree candy, it'll give you the toots somethin' awful.
I come into bed after my wife's been in there sleeping a while, I pull back the covers, and my face melts off.
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