Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  lildeucecoup  

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Ever just take a moment out of your day and thought about how grateful you were for your legs? Even if they don't work it's better than just having stumps. I left for awhile. Some might call it sour grapes, some might call it a banning. I call it a time of reflection. I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember the legacy I've left behind. Uh-oh... Sounds like somebodies got a bad case of the Mondays! Hi! I'm Bard Storch. I'm currently sitting in a chair typing. I enjoy the great outdooors, the great national parks of the world, wikipedia and the internet. I also enjoy most college sports, but not college baseball. I get a little sloppy. Please don't be offended. P.S. If you're thinking of writing a book about me. Don't.
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by lildeucecoup
9-22-07
My wife was out of town last weekend and she took the kids. I had the apartment all to myself all weekend.
I know, I hung out with you practically the whole week. You cocked that chick from high school. You also tried to cock that one black chick from high school, but you couldn't get it up.
Yeah, but I talked to alot of people about that and they all agreed that it was very common. They all offered me some advice and I was able to get it up for the next chick.
Yeah, you got it up, but when you took a shower sunday night your dick was covered in sores.
The doctor said that was probably just an allergic reaction to her diet or something and when she came on my cock so many times, I got an allergic reaction to it.
It's called herpes and I don't think it's a dietary issue.
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