Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  lildeucecoup  

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Ever just take a moment out of your day and thought about how grateful you were for your legs? Even if they don't work it's better than just having stumps. I left for awhile. Some might call it sour grapes, some might call it a banning. I call it a time of reflection. I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember the legacy I've left behind. Uh-oh... Sounds like somebodies got a bad case of the Mondays! Hi! I'm Bard Storch. I'm currently sitting in a chair typing. I enjoy the great outdooors, the great national parks of the world, wikipedia and the internet. I also enjoy most college sports, but not college baseball. I get a little sloppy. Please don't be offended. P.S. If you're thinking of writing a book about me. Don't.
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by lildeucecoup
9-22-07
Yesterday while I was taking a shit at work, somehow a mosquito bit me right on the dick. It itches so bad.
How are you gonna explain the herpes like growth on your cock to your girlfriend?
I already explained that a mosquito bit my dick.
Can you put Benadryl cream on your dick or will it negatively affect my sex life?
Just don't use too much. You don't want it to accidentally get it in your pee hole.
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