Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  lildeucecoup  

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Ever just take a moment out of your day and thought about how grateful you were for your legs? Even if they don't work it's better than just having stumps. I left for awhile. Some might call it sour grapes, some might call it a banning. I call it a time of reflection. I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember the legacy I've left behind. Uh-oh... Sounds like somebodies got a bad case of the Mondays! Hi! I'm Bard Storch. I'm currently sitting in a chair typing. I enjoy the great outdooors, the great national parks of the world, wikipedia and the internet. I also enjoy most college sports, but not college baseball. I get a little sloppy. Please don't be offended. P.S. If you're thinking of writing a book about me. Don't.
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by lildeucecoup
9-22-07
The other day me and the wife were fighting and I sort of held her down and pined her arms back and started working a finger into her asshole.
Ok...
Not like, IN HER ASSHOLE, but over the pants. At one point she literally started crying.
Why are you telling me this?
I couldn't think of a better ice breaker for the "If you ever fuck my wife I'll kill you with my bare hands" lecture.
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