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Football Newsroom

Football is one of my great passions, and therefore the source of a lot of comedy and tragedy in my life. The comedy is here. If you want the tragedy, just put 'Hibernian F.C.' into wikipedia. The 'Football Newsroom' series started during the 2006 world cup as a series of observations and bad holocaust puns. Its now the main throughfare for any football jokes I think up. Other footy related stuff is tacked on to the end of this set.

by lima
3-24-07
Israel's staunch defence gave England some problems today in a drab nil-nil draw
The Israeli footballers dealt comfortably with England's full-backs bombing up the wings
Which is more than can be said about what happened in their last game...
...a violent encounter against Palestine that finished 16-1
While hardly percieved as a footballing mecca, for obvious reasons, Israel's Ramat Gan stadium has a capacity of six million
Its an ashtray

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