Fun at the Bus Station

Author: malk

Date: April 24, 2003

by malk
4-24-03
I'm riding the bus home from school.
What's up? Yeah. I'm a creepy old man. I'm going to sit right next to you and lick my lips. Does that sound like fun?
Of course, I never talk to this bozo.
WTF
The answer is NO, it doesn't. It's cool. You're going to have a hard time deciding if I'm retarded or not. I've also got a lazy eye.
But when I see him, WTF and OMG quickly come to mind.
OMG
In fact, they're both a little off. They zoom all around like I'm a chameleon in an IU jacket. I like sneaking looks at you while you pretend not to notice. OMG, indeed.