Yeah man, i go and hide in the bathroom for minutes at the time. It's the only place I feel safe, like having my own office. Plus, it's like getting paid to take a crap..
Hey that's a good idea. i'll have to stake a claim on one of the stalls for myself.
Don't take stall #2. That one is MY happy place.
Yo-ho! Starting now, the bathrooms have been downsized and are now rented out to the Hallmark next door. I suggest bringing a Gatorade bottle with you to work. Yarr! That's is all.