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| Mr Corporate Pirate, Can I talk to you for a minute? | |
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| Ahoy matey, sure thing come on in. My door is always open, because I downsized it. | |
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| Um, I'll just come right out and say it. All of this downsizing and taking stuff and eating people's lunches has really got moral down. | |
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| Let me take this hat off and your old jacket and set down the tv remote and Jim's sandwich, this paper weight I stole and this rubberband ball, and be honest with you. | |
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| I've decided to downsize myself and take a job at the stripcreator.com website. | |
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