Mr Corporate Pirate, Can I talk to you for a minute?
Ahoy matey, sure thing come on in. My door is always open, because I downsized it.
Um, I'll just come right out and say it. All of this downsizing and taking stuff and eating people's lunches has really got moral down.
Let me take this hat off and your old jacket and set down the tv remote and Jim's sandwich, this paper weight I stole and this rubberband ball, and be honest with you.
I've decided to downsize myself and take a job at the stripcreator.com website.
