OK, guys, this meeting is to inform you that I'm the new CEO, CFO, VP of IT, and President in charge of recruitment. Also, I'm the owner.
I've got some big plans in store for the company. I want to make some changes. Some good, some bad, but all will benefit the company.
Are we getting fired?
This meeting isn't about firing people. Besides, I'd rather talk for a little bit, build some suspense, make you sweat, then tell you who I'm going to fire.