The really big thing I'm going to implement is the awards program will be disbanded.
Doesn't 'implement' and 'disband' mean two different things? You can't implement a disbanding, can you?
Of course not. You're fired. The actual awards program will remain in place, but the name will be changed. I feel like "Simply the best" Award is too dated. And who listens to Tina Turner anymore?
I do.
Of course you do. That's because you're fired. I wanted to change the name to "Chopping away at excellence" or "Excellence or death." I can't decide which.
How about the "She's got legs" award, or the "We don't need another hero" award? or the...I'm fired, aren't I?
