My son, I don't think you have a good relationship with God. Do you ever think about God, my son? Do you ever talk to God?
Sure I do. All the time.
And what do you say to God?
I say, "God, that comic strip was terrible" or "Good God, look at her butt" or "God, I will never drink again if I stop throwing up." We have a great relationship.
Yeah, I thought it was funny, too, but he just looked at me, all like 'I'm judging you'.
I liked the one comic you did where Jesus was waiting in the car. Classic.
