In the Bathroom.

Author: mmyers

Date: July 25, 2003

by mmyers
7-25-03
Aw, damn it.
What's the problem, young fella?
I keep trying to put the paper toilet seat cover on the seat and it keeps falling in the water before I can sit down.
That's why I put toilet paper around the seat and then wipe with the toilet seat cover, instead. It just makes good horse sense.
I just remembered that I have a strict "No taking to other dudes in the bathroom" policy. If you could excuse yourself from my stall, please.
If you need me, I'll be in the next stall over.