Allright, it says in here that the salmon swim upstream in order to make it to their spawning beds. It says they use their sense of smell to get there.
How do the mom and dad fishes find each other?
I guess through like a dating service or something, or maybe they have friends introduce them. Or maybe they meet at a bar...
He spends all his money buying her apple martinis and just then another salmon rolls up and she leaves with him. Man, salmon are fucking depressing. Let's roll.
