Hey, filing clerk, we're going to need you to stay late today and work on this lawsuit for us.
Screw this, man, I'm going to take my time machine and go to a simpler time, maybe I'll be a cowboy or something.
This is going to be 10 times cooler than living in the boring old 21st century.
Howdy partner, I'm a cow poke looking for a job as a cow rangler or a farm person thingy.
Well, we don't have any openings for cowboys but we are looking to find someone to sort all the paperwork we keep on the cows, if'n you're organized, I mean.