I tell you, man, I feel sorry for single guys. They hangout at the bars for awhile, then get a new girlfriend and have to spend the next 6 months at home with them.
Yep, being married is where it's at. We get to stay out as late as we want at the bar. If I get home before my wife's asleep, she groans, walks up stairs, and hides in the bathroom until I passout.
Hey, I'm married. Allright!
So?
Well, chicks go crazy for married guys, right? This wedding ring is like catnip to a loose chick.
Yeah, um, women usually look for a married guy who has a lot of money and is eager to please. You look like you could barely please one woman, much less two.
