Hey hey! Check this guy out! Eating on the job? There must be a glitch in THE MATRIX! Hahaha!
Oh man, good one, Russ. Wooo. *sigh*
Haha, you know it, and please, call me MR. Gnubaum, I insist. Haha, now back to work, fat ass, back to...THE MATRIX!
Wow, man, rock on. I'm going to THE MATRIX.
Don't you think this is kind of lame? Playing on the popularity of a film by referring to some lame ass office policy by the movie name?
You know what you need?...A code name. Codenames have been known to increase office productivity by 7%. I'll call you Neo. What do you think of that, NEO?
