Lastly, we are implementing a new policy where we will need you to document every task that you perform during the day. Everytime you do something, you'll need to write it down.
How is this helping us be more productive?
Well, now we'll know everything you're doing, so we are hoping that this will scare you into being productive.
Man, this sucks. We're going to spend all of our time writing stuff down. This is shitty.
Here's the best part of it...we call it...THE MATRIX!
THE MATRIX! Cool! Fuckin' A, this is going to be fun!