I wish I had a zillion dollars. I'd sell my soul for a zillion dollars. Woe!
*Foosh*
Hey, your Satan! Are you going to offer me a zillion dollars in exchange for my soul?
Satan is going to do better than that, Satan is going to offer you this set of "Great presidents of the US" collector's plate set in exchange for your soul.
What?
Past plates have gone up nearly 5Xs in value according to the Bradford Exchange. Satan should warn you that not all plates go up in value, but Satan thinks you should look at them as an investment.
