Hey there, pal. Looking for a pair of dress slacks? Might I suggest these adjustable waist slacks. Let me grab you a pair to try on. You're a 33-32, right?
I am, but I have a question. If they have an adjustable waist, why don't you just call them one size fits all?
The humans seem to prefer an assigned value attached to their clothing apparel. We find it easier to assimilate them by using their own neuroses against them.
Excuse me?
Um...hey, would you mind standing here while I go grab my neural eraser?
Yeah but make it quick. I've got Christmas shopping.
