Hey, the bible! The bible is pretty cool, huh? That Jesus guy is like John Lennon and shit, huh? You know he gave us wine? And you know why he did it?
I can't wait to hear.
He wanted to give guys the courage to talk to chicks that were out of their league. Yeah, if a chick got drunk enough, she'd even go home with an ugly dude and that's cool.
I'm thinking it wasn't the bible that you were reading and that it might have been TV Guide.
