Greetings mass consumers of green beer and plastic hats. Honorable Ninja here to wish you happy Honorable Patrick's Day.
March 17 finds Honorable Ninja in good spirits due to the mysterious death of his chief rival, Bill Heard of Heard Chevrolet. For this, we are offering 6% APR on all green cars.
Hey, Honorable Ninja, you're not wearing any green! That means I get to pinch ya.
Attempt to pinch Honorable Ninja and see if your hand does not return to you with several digits missing, just like Honorable Ninja's prices have several less digits. Domo.
