Captain America, we need your help. The Nazis are destroying our forces. Throw your shield and use your super soldier powers to save us!
Oh, I'm not that Captain America. I'm Captain Brian "Buzz" America of the 57th squadron.
Don't you have an invulnerable shield or something you can throw at them? Something??
No, I don't. I guess we're fucked... waitaminute, I don't have a shield but I do have something else...
[song] When Captain America throws his mighty sheep, all those who chose to oppose his sheep must weep. When Captain America throws his mighty sheep. [/song]
