Look sir, this is the fourth call we've had on you tonight. It's Halloween for Pete's sake. We've got razor blades to get out of kid's stomaches.
I can't help myself. It's this mask. I've thrown myself in front of a bus. I've flopped down on a hibachi table. I rode public transit in Seattle. I have a deathwish!
Look, why don't you just take the mask off?
But..but...it's such a cool costume.
Look, I gotta go patch up a kid who was dressed up as Superman who thought he was faster than a locomotive but wasn't.
