Hey man, in the name of my ancestors, I've come to take that mask back. It's cursed with lots of spirits and shit. So give it.
You don't really look Asian. You look kind of samoan.
I'm part Asian, part Jewish. So in the name of half my ancestors, I want that mask back. It's cursed. Believe me, you need to get rid of it. It'll make you kill yourself.
Fine. There you go.
Cool. Now in the name of the other half of my ancestors, do you have any Hebrew National hotdogs? Cause I'm really hungry.