Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  neema  

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Yeah, this one time I saw a car go screaming down the street, and off the side of the road. It hit some steps and flipped up into the air where it burst into flames and came crashing down into a swimming pool where it slowly sank to the bottom. I could see some guy in the driver seat freaking out trying to get his seat belt off so he could escape. He really looked like he needed some help, but I was too busy thinking about other people that I wished were in his position.
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by neema
1-28-01
Here we come upon Farmer Andrei and his talking goat.
Farmer Andrei, you realize your farming methods aren't in the least bit efficent.
Uh, K...
Your fertilizer gets half the goats sick, which prohibits growth and fertile milk production. Your "scraps" you feed the chickens is actually old shoelaces and you abuse the animals by beating them.
And I guess my raping you up the ass don't help none either?
No, no, that can continue.
Yeeeeehaw!
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