I see you guys sell dirty videos here. Heh heh. This friend of mine, he went to this sex store one night to buy some pornos.
So he's at the counter but no one's there to ring him up and he gets all horny looking at the vids he's gonna buy, so he starts jerking it right there!
I mean, right there in the middle of the store! Busted a nut right on the counter and everything! Then he dropped the tapes and ran...
Uh, dropped the tapes and ran? Why didn't he just steal 'em?
I guess he didn't need to buy the tapes since he did his business for the night right there.
