God help me, I'm going to wring this motherfucker's neck in about 30 seconds...
So do you get a lot of hot chicks in here buying whips and chains and shit like that? Dude, that would be so awesome...
You've got the best job in the world. You get to wait on these hot broads, and you KNOW they like to fuck, because hey...why else would they be in here...
It turned into the WORST job in the world when you came up to the counter...
...just imagine what they do with all those toys they buy and...oof. I better stop now before this gets out of hand...or into hand! Heh!
