I don't know how to act when I get up there...should I be defiant? Remorseful?
Yeah. Remorseful. I gotta cry though, and make it look good...but I've never cried before. Ok, I gotta think of something really bad to put me in the right frame of mind...
You ready in there yet, Todd? It's almost time.
...OH SHIT! I'm gonna lose 500 grand if they suspend me for the rest of the year! WAAAH!
Whoa...judging by those tears, I'd say you're ready.
