Hi, I'm Tom, the new hire. I'm supposed to report to you.
I know. You don't remember me, do you?
No, can't say I do.
I'm Dan Smith. The one you and your idiot friends used to torture every day of our senior year in high school. And now I'm your boss. I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
Oh shit.
Speaking of shit, your first duty will be to clean the bathrooms. The toilet clogged up and flooded the whole bathroom. Whoo, nasty!
