And finally, our last item of the hour...the SC dirty bomb, at the special low, low price of only $500,000.95!
This is an exact replica of the bombs that have destroyed cities and countries, and claimed millions of innocent lives throughout countless comics on SC!
Order now, and you'll receive the companion talking IvyThePlant doll! Watch her laugh maniacally at the destruction of mankind when you set the world ablaze with this sucka! Call now!
