Hello, and thank you for coming. As most of you know, we've had a bad year sales-wise and profits are down...
...so we will be forced to make some changes here at Widgets Incorporated. Like eliminating breaks, for example. Breaks are costly to the company, as nothing gets done during break time.
Does that mean you suit and tie folks don't get to take 2 hour liquid lunches at Rocky's Bar and Grill anymore?
Are you suggesting us higher-ups get drunk on company time?
You smelled like a brewery when I was under your desk yesterday.
