Jumper (6)

Author: niteowl

Date: August 14, 2004

by niteowl
8-14-04
It's not a stunt, I'm really going to commit suicide!
Sure you are. So Matt, when is that giant balloon going to get here?
What balloon?
You know, those big balloon stuntpeople use when they're jumping off buildings and things like that. What about a safety net?
You idiot. When I jump off here, I plan on dying, not bouncing off a fucking trampoline or hitting a safety net!
I tell ya, this kid has some huge cojones!