Lets take a look at your portfolio. Previous work experience: none. Favorite genre of music: ha! like I actually listen to music. music sucks.
What you will bring to Rolling Stone: a total lack of knowledge of music and the artists who perform it, and the uncanny ability to string hip phrases together to form semi-coherent sentences.
That's beautiful. You're hired.
Cool! Say, do you guys have a lot of groupies? Because that's really what music is all about.
