I'd like to take some time to speak directly to both Democrats and Republicans.
To the Democrats: Shut the fuck up, please. Don't you think you've taken this political correctness a little too far?
Not using "Christmas" in any type of holiday greeting, song, etcetera, for fear of offending someone is pathetic. No wonder you look like namby-pamby pussies.
And to the Republicans: You can shut the fuck up too, in particular, about your stupid War On Christmas.
Only idiots like you need to tag something like that with the word "war", and act like the end of the world is at hand because some clerk wished you a "Happy Holiday". Just shut up, you cunts.
