This is my 1400th comic. I probably offended some people with some of my comics, and I'd like to apologize for my indiscretions right now.
I've been insensitive, crude, and callous. I've ridiculed things that people hold dear to them, and mocked things I don't understand. For that, I'd like to say...
Sorry, Cthulhu.
Good. Now that everything's cool between us, let's make out.
