Hi. I'm here to pickup my morning after pill prescription.
I'm sorry Miss. I'm a religious nutbag and my archaic beliefs prevent me from filling your prescription. Baby killer!
I'm not killing a baby by taking a morning after pill.
Ah, but yes you are. You are preventing the fertilization of that tasty little egg of yours with that sperm killing machine. Now get the fuck outta my store.
I find it funny that while you're on your crusade about abortion, you religious zealots don't give two shits about us roasting to death from global warming.
Hey, the faster we die, the faster us "believers" get to go to heaven.
