Alright, so who the hell are you? By the way, nice suit pal.
Why I'm Captain Dingleberry, Satan's new right hand man. The old reaper got fired. I'm tough! I'm mean! RARRR!
Haha! Um, you sure don't look like much of a reaper...so what the fuck do you want with me?
My boss thinks that you would be an easy catch, seeing as how you make a lot of comics about him and evil and so forth....that getting your soul would be easy.
So c'mon you punk...don't make this any harder than it has to be. Don't make me crush your little skull!
Uh, if *your boss* wants a soul, he oughta look around this neighborhood a little more. Plenty of tainted freaks around here in the ghetto.
