Hey man, did you hear that Iraq finally has Internet access? You can even send Saddam Hussein an e-mail!
No shit? Dude, gimme the address!
Ok, it's press@uruklink.net.
Awesome! I think I'll sign up that addy at some gay porn websites. That'll teach him to fuck with the USA!
One week later...
Tonight's top story...Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein is dead. Sources say he died of a heart attack while masturbating to gay porn e-mail he received on the Internet.
Holy shit...we got him! That South Park movie was right, he was gay!
