The Crossplay-chan Vengeance! Part One!

Author: oogi2000

Date: April 8, 2003

by oogi2000
4-08-03
oogi2000's takes a trip to the US... in a dog kennel... avoiding customs...
oogi2000: Brad Pitt, did you beat the crap out of a cross-dressing trout smoking guy ...
Brad Pitt: yes I did. And the little faggot deserved it.
oogi2000: that faggot was a friend. Prepare yourself to be ridden by an emergency midget with NO KY Jelly after i have throughly pummelled the living crap out of you.
Brad Pitt: Noooooooo! Not the midget! ArRRRRRRGH! My arse is bleeding!
To Be Continued...
oogi2000: Just because you got Ass-fucked in Sleepers won't get you out of this one. Plus, I'm belting you up for shit films like Thelma And Louise and Contact...
Brad Pitt: aaaaargh! they were classics! prepare for the fight club!