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He was almost inconsolable, so I think he mistook me for his hero at the time - William Shatner - probably due to his tear glazed eyes.
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I ordered an ale and it was at this point poor Sam asked for a WKD. I was quite horrified initially but realised that some people need educating after they’ve finished their compulsory education.
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I told him he needed to become a man and bought him the most sugary ale I could find.
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