He relented at first but I grabbed hold of his Doctor Who magazine and threatened to rip it up. Some may call this harsh, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
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After two sips of ale he was a bit merry due to his low-tolerance of man’s beverages, and I had to take it away from him...
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...especially after he started pinching scarves from punters on their way to the lavatory.
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