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Mom, can you help me get Grandpa undressed? He's wearing my expensive leather corset and straps.

Um...

And I'll need help getting the bag off his head. But we don't need to call the funeral home yet -- I'm hoping he'll stiffen up nicely and not be leaky.

Well...

One last thing, Mom. For the baby shower, would you call it your grandkid or your brother or sister? I can't really decide.