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"A superposition of street songs popular in Baroque times; a boisterous exhibition of Deutsche Freundlichkeit."

May I Have Some More, Please?

by quodlibet
10-30-04


	May I have some more toilet paper, please? We've run out again.


	YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! WE, IN OUR MUNIFICENT WISDOM, HAVE ALLOTTED THREE SHEETS PER WIPE, THREE WIPES PER DAY. NO MORE THAN THREE TOILET ROLLS A WEEK!


	I've lost control of my sphincters.


	Pants are washable. Toilet paper is not. All is well with the world.