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Dude, what's hanging? Looks like you've stumbled onto a *radical* find!

As a matter of fact, my anachronistically-challenged friend, I have.

Spill it, man. Do you snort it, hit it, or smoke it?

Something far better, old chum. It's environmentally friendly toilet paper, reclaimed from the waste streams of our wasteful industrialized world.

Noooooo waaaaaay. Toooooo coooool.

Whilst you and I might feel some unconscionable illicit thrill from lifting this top-secret product from this industrial lab, it's also available at your local store for a low low price of 9.99.