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I really don't understand why the Church no longer wishes me to play the cello. Music is a prayer to God.

Sister, the cello is an indecent and unclean instrument not fit for women.

I don't understand, Father.

It is indecent for a woman to spread her legs for a large hourglass-shaped instrument! Then to embrace it tenderly while it moans with pleasure!

Are you getting off on this, Father?

Just on the idea of kinky lesbian sex, Sister.