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We're a federal corporation involved in a year-long corruption scandal. There's nothing here you need to know.

But it's already in an envelope! You just need to put the little stickers on it!

Write it out again. It's only seventeen lines long and cost you an extra nine bucks.

What the fuck? You can just put the little stickies on the envelope! Hell, the guy who was just here did that!

Look, I'm a postal employee. They don't pay me to be smart. Or efficient.

But...why can't you just put the little stickies on the envelope and save us all that hassle?