quodlibet  

I'm not going to put the little Express stickies on your envelope.

Why not? This form is HUGE -- it's twice as long as my letter!

The postal monopoly entitles me to fuck up your life as much as I please.

Well, all right, give me a pen and I'll fill it out.

I can't. I went on break thirty seconds ago. I'm back in half an hour.