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Where are you going, Grandma? And what's that white bottle in your hand? Is that MY white bottle?.

Well, dear...no. It's my bottle. I have to admit that it's very good at keeping me happy.

Yeah, right, Grandma. Give it here. It had better not be my coke or rock you're sniffing.

Here, dear, why don't you try some?

Ewwwwww! Nasal spray? I'm not sharing your nasal spray! Who knows what boogers you've got on there!

Well, dear, I'd never ask to borrow a used tampon from you, either.