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Well, Watson, it didn't work.

But you said it was foolproof!

Bert? What are you doing here?

*burp* Someone left kolbassa here. Spicy kolbassa. Oh YUMMY! Yummy in my tummy! Wanna get involved with life?

I forgot about Bert's insatiable appetite for life. However, Watson, rest assured that I have another plan, ready for action.

I'm not coming out until they're gone.