quodlibet  

Greetings, fellow alien.

Man, I'm so glad you hooked up that wireless network for us.

We can swap ethics assignments, play each other's music....

And watch Bertie's and Queztopocatl's fine collection of anal porn! All 8 gigabytes! Who needs a girlfriend with issues anyways?

I had to reboot the network and erased all the porn.

You bastard.